Time for another crotchety old man rant:

When I was younger, humans walking on the moon was considered awesome. The Grand Canyon was awesome. Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony was awesome. Nowadays, apparently it’s awesome when the food I order at restaurants is “good”…at least that’s what the wait staff who serve it respond when I tell them as much when they ask.

I hope that restaurants serving “good” food would be so routine as to be boring, not awesome. Oh well, time for this crotchety old man to take a nap.